Temple Cowley shopping centre

Sign on shop: "Back in 30 minutes. Sorry for any inconvenience - we assure you of our best intentions at all times."

Blackbird Leys bus

Passenger: "Yeah I went to see this film with Brad Pitt and Piers Morgan ..."

Littlemore RBL

Random man: "Do you know who started all that stupid flowers-on-the-roadside for dead people? Dutch people in Holland."