Blackbird Leys bus

Teenage girl:  "What does radiation do to you?  Does it melt your bones?"

Glanville Road

Piece of paper spotted in a car windscreen:

APLIDE FOR ROAD TAX

Riley's

Pool player #1: "What film should I watch tonight mate?"
Pool player #2: "Jenna Jameson. You jizz. Get on youjizz.com."